question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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