pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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