yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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