operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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