My liver just broke up with me...
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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