I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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