sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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