garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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