Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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