i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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