Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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