did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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