I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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