Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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