I can text with my tongue
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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