Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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