you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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