You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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