im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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