this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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