i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Randomize