What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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