Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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