I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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