if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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