school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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