I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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