id be glad to
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
