so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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