I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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