You just made me feel so damn special
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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