Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im holly from the hills drunk
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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