Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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