The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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