How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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