My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize