she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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