We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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