there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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