Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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