Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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