So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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