A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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