I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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