Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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