Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I love you. Go after that dick
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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