You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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