I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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