yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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