on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
home. puking in laundry basket.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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