I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The power of my boobs compel you
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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