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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum

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• (631): View more from New York

  stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?

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  Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate

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• (646): View more from New York

  WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨

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