brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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