Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize