Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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