im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
