we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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