drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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