its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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