worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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